6.29.2007
EVEN DAVE TOMPKINS' BIRTHDAY GREETINGS ARE WORTH POSTING
"Happy Birthday," Big Boy
A guy in a Chuck E Cheese suit gets jumped by a mob of kids covered in fluorescent lime green icing. It was recorded by Calvin Mills, III maybe IV of Miami. When he's yelling like this and wishing Hua a happy birthday at 95 MPH, he goes by Big Boy. Calvin's dad once wrote Whopper jingles for the BK Express which once delivered cheeseburgers to your front door. Calvin's dad also drove a furry custom van and could be heard blasting Midnight Star at all hours though truthfully he wanted to be Planet Patrol. Calvin's dad also wrote a classic balloon toker called "Freestyle Express." Luke Skyywalker literally broke one of Calvin's records (in half) over the radio.
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