9.05.2006
A BIENTOT
In a small record store next to the Berklee College of Music in Boston:
A: Someday, you'll say, 'I went to college with her!'
B: What about me?
A: I'll say that about you, too.
B: ...
A: And we'll see each other at the Grammy's. And we'll be all, 'Hello darling, I haven't seen you in soo long! How are you? Have you heard my new album? What did you think of it?' And it'll be like, 'Yeah I loved track three! And track five!' What did you think of mine?'
A: Should we go to orientation soon?
B: I don't care about orientation.
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At Fenway Park, over the public address system:
7:46 pm: "Now batting, number twenty-four, left fielder Manny Ramirez..."
(Applause, then Cassie's "Me & U")
7:48 pm: "Now batting, number seven, right fielder Trot Nixon..."
(Applause, then Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire")
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Page 227 of Harry Stephen Keeler's X. Jones of Scotland Yard
"SHORT-STORY
(in 12 [one dozen] WORDS)
Algy met a bear.
The bear was bulgy.
The bulge was Algy."
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