4.17.2006
CHINESE WHISPERS
Father: Do you know someone named Matthew Yahoo?
Son: Matthew Yahoo?
F: Matthew Yahoo.
S: Nope. I don't think I know anyone by that name.
F: He's Jewish. Marcus Matthew.
S: No, I have no idea who that is.
F: Marcus Yahoo. I think he is Jewish.
S: Are you talking about Matisyahu?
F: Yes, Martis Yahoo.
S: Yeah, Matisyahu.
F: Have you heard him? We saw him on the Chinese news program.
S: I refuse.
F: He is dogmatic...Jewish. Uses rap, I mean, hip-hop, to sing.
S: Dogmatic...uh...you mean Orthodox?
F: Oh yes, Orthodox. I forgot the word. Orthodox, not dogmatic. Wears the little hat.
Son: Matthew Yahoo?
F: Matthew Yahoo.
S: Nope. I don't think I know anyone by that name.
F: He's Jewish. Marcus Matthew.
S: No, I have no idea who that is.
F: Marcus Yahoo. I think he is Jewish.
S: Are you talking about Matisyahu?
F: Yes, Martis Yahoo.
S: Yeah, Matisyahu.
F: Have you heard him? We saw him on the Chinese news program.
S: I refuse.
F: He is dogmatic...Jewish. Uses rap, I mean, hip-hop, to sing.
S: Dogmatic...uh...you mean Orthodox?
F: Oh yes, Orthodox. I forgot the word. Orthodox, not dogmatic. Wears the little hat.
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