10.14.2004
strange but true but healthy but still weird
fresh from today's mail:
dear fellow players,
welcome to the future of both the hip-hop and beverage industries. vitaminwater and i have teamed up to create "formula 50" - a hot new ridiculous grape flavor which has 50% of all of the key vitaims we all need everyday.
some of you may be asking how did this happen. but anyone who knows me knows that vitaminwater is my drink. i'm all about living a healthy, active lifestyle to the fullest. i've incorporated vitaminwater into my life and it works so well for me that i wanted to turn you all on to it.
vitaminwater is the hottest beverage in the country and g-unit makes the hottest music in the country. personally, i think it's a match made in queens. it's just natural we did something together.
before formula 50 hits shelves across the country, i wanted to sneak you the first bottle. tell your friends, your lovers, your family, and all your people to get it while it's hot...but drink it cold.
enjoy, 50 cent
it's good to see 50 do something positive. I wonder how this would taste mixed with Jim Jones' similarly murky purple drink.
the bottle banter, for those who desire thoroughness:
inspired by today's most talked about artist, hottest record producer and soon-to-be movie star, this "not-so-hypnotic" tonic contains (hint, hint) 50 (per) cent of many of the important vitamins that you need every day.
however, unlike mister fifty (or "fiddy" as the kids say), this drink does not contain talent, a seven-figure recording deal, platinum jewelry, a big entourage or a bulletproof vest.
however, shyne does want to kill this flavor of mineralwater. and, you didn't hear it here, but that sidekick flavor? that orange essential vitaminwater? it used to do gay porn.
dear fellow players,
welcome to the future of both the hip-hop and beverage industries. vitaminwater and i have teamed up to create "formula 50" - a hot new ridiculous grape flavor which has 50% of all of the key vitaims we all need everyday.
some of you may be asking how did this happen. but anyone who knows me knows that vitaminwater is my drink. i'm all about living a healthy, active lifestyle to the fullest. i've incorporated vitaminwater into my life and it works so well for me that i wanted to turn you all on to it.
vitaminwater is the hottest beverage in the country and g-unit makes the hottest music in the country. personally, i think it's a match made in queens. it's just natural we did something together.
before formula 50 hits shelves across the country, i wanted to sneak you the first bottle. tell your friends, your lovers, your family, and all your people to get it while it's hot...but drink it cold.
enjoy, 50 cent
it's good to see 50 do something positive. I wonder how this would taste mixed with Jim Jones' similarly murky purple drink.
the bottle banter, for those who desire thoroughness:
inspired by today's most talked about artist, hottest record producer and soon-to-be movie star, this "not-so-hypnotic" tonic contains (hint, hint) 50 (per) cent of many of the important vitamins that you need every day.
however, unlike mister fifty (or "fiddy" as the kids say), this drink does not contain talent, a seven-figure recording deal, platinum jewelry, a big entourage or a bulletproof vest.
however, shyne does want to kill this flavor of mineralwater. and, you didn't hear it here, but that sidekick flavor? that orange essential vitaminwater? it used to do gay porn.
