9.20.2004
escape from mccarver
Thoughts While Watching Football
10. Isn't it weird that the Dolphin on the Dolphins logo is wearing a helmet with a Dolphin on it?
9. Was the Uncle Rico character from Napoleon Dynamite modeled after Dave Wannstedt?
8. What is Eugene Chung up to these days?
7. Why can't I remember any white cornerbacks from the 1990s?
6. A.J. Feeley is never the answer.
5. Sarah Jessica Parker is not hot, even remotely, at a distance, forty feet away, on drugs.
4. Tom Brady sure loves smacking people upside the head.
3. Dennis Miller: Was it all just a bad dream?
2. Kickers should never, ever make the "money" sign, unless they are getting ready to snap their fingers.
1. You may have watched football for much of your life, but there will always be some arcane rule that will inspire a tiny spasm of self-doubt when your better half asks what was so illegal about that last procedure.
10. Isn't it weird that the Dolphin on the Dolphins logo is wearing a helmet with a Dolphin on it?
9. Was the Uncle Rico character from Napoleon Dynamite modeled after Dave Wannstedt?
8. What is Eugene Chung up to these days?
7. Why can't I remember any white cornerbacks from the 1990s?
6. A.J. Feeley is never the answer.
5. Sarah Jessica Parker is not hot, even remotely, at a distance, forty feet away, on drugs.
4. Tom Brady sure loves smacking people upside the head.
3. Dennis Miller: Was it all just a bad dream?
2. Kickers should never, ever make the "money" sign, unless they are getting ready to snap their fingers.
1. You may have watched football for much of your life, but there will always be some arcane rule that will inspire a tiny spasm of self-doubt when your better half asks what was so illegal about that last procedure.
