8.30.2004
Monkey sex, or lack thereof
Your heartbeat sounds like Sasquatch feet...
And your lungs are full of tar, like a chimp who has taken up smoking.
If you told me you were going to the DMV, I would probably ya-ya-ya-yawn in your face. But Barry Bonds can tell me he's going to the DMV, then go nuts with this new camera phone, and my heart is aflutter.
You might have a poem for me, but if it's not about Manny Ramirez, I'm not caring.
(Conversely, who cares about Matt Leinart's favorite professors? Just give Reggie 'President' Bush the damn ball.)
First it was P. Diddy and Ashton Kutcher.
Now it is P. Diddy and Bruce Willis - is that, like, a 'throwback' wingman? By wingman, I mean white-guy-as-accessory.
And your lungs are full of tar, like a chimp who has taken up smoking.
If you told me you were going to the DMV, I would probably ya-ya-ya-yawn in your face. But Barry Bonds can tell me he's going to the DMV, then go nuts with this new camera phone, and my heart is aflutter.
You might have a poem for me, but if it's not about Manny Ramirez, I'm not caring.
(Conversely, who cares about Matt Leinart's favorite professors? Just give Reggie 'President' Bush the damn ball.)
First it was P. Diddy and Ashton Kutcher.
Now it is P. Diddy and Bruce Willis - is that, like, a 'throwback' wingman? By wingman, I mean white-guy-as-accessory.
