6.11.2004
"I might even have me a cappuccino, fuck it"
Back from Los Angeles with a much darker left arm. Big ups to The King and Zankou. Happy birthday to Pokey Reese.
A Hollywood waiter spending his break at Record Surplus: "The whole time, the only on there I couldn't stand was (looks around carefully) Harrison Ford. Asshole. Major asshole. I can't stand that guy, he's such an asshole."
An octogenarian on the train: "Best mammogram I ever had. I had visions of, you know, the doctor saying, 'You know are machines are the best ever.'"
A mover-and-shaker on JetBlue: "If we can't get Paul Rudd, we're fucked. I'm counting on Paul Rudd."
Guy behind me at Edison Fieldhouse, possibly the worst ballpark I've ever been to: "This is ANAHEIM. Go back to Boston. (With Lil Jon-by-way-of-Chappelle affect) O-KAAAAIIIIIIY?"
"Just play me anything from Queensbridge."
"Birdman--BRRRRRR--he's fly in any skin color."
A Hollywood waiter spending his break at Record Surplus: "The whole time, the only on there I couldn't stand was (looks around carefully) Harrison Ford. Asshole. Major asshole. I can't stand that guy, he's such an asshole."
An octogenarian on the train: "Best mammogram I ever had. I had visions of, you know, the doctor saying, 'You know are machines are the best ever.'"
A mover-and-shaker on JetBlue: "If we can't get Paul Rudd, we're fucked. I'm counting on Paul Rudd."
Guy behind me at Edison Fieldhouse, possibly the worst ballpark I've ever been to: "This is ANAHEIM. Go back to Boston. (With Lil Jon-by-way-of-Chappelle affect) O-KAAAAIIIIIIY?"
"Just play me anything from Queensbridge."
"Birdman--BRRRRRR--he's fly in any skin color."
