5.28.2004
Drink the Pain Away
Nothing eventful this week.
The scene:
The night is ending. Only the hardest of core remain, including (but not limited to) two of my students evidently unconcerned about tomorrow's final exam and a rasta holding a martini in one hand and a beer in the other. A young man approaches. After lunging for a date with one of the waitresses, he makes his request. Ghostface's "Run" is currently playing.
"Can you play some Wu-Tang?"
Didn't bring any Wu-Tang.
"Wu-Tang?"
Didn't bring any.
"Aww man. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' ta fuck with! (Makes chopping gesture.) Tigah-style!"
Yeah.
"So no Wu?"
Well, this is Wu.
"This is Wu?
Yeah, it's Ghost.
(Blank)
Ghostface.
(Blank) "Oh yeah, Ghostface. Yeah, of course."
(Blank)
"How about some Dre? Snoop Dogg!"
We'll work on that for you.
The scene:
The night is ending. Only the hardest of core remain, including (but not limited to) two of my students evidently unconcerned about tomorrow's final exam and a rasta holding a martini in one hand and a beer in the other. A young man approaches. After lunging for a date with one of the waitresses, he makes his request. Ghostface's "Run" is currently playing.
"Can you play some Wu-Tang?"
Didn't bring any Wu-Tang.
"Wu-Tang?"
Didn't bring any.
"Aww man. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' ta fuck with! (Makes chopping gesture.) Tigah-style!"
Yeah.
"So no Wu?"
Well, this is Wu.
"This is Wu?
Yeah, it's Ghost.
(Blank)
Ghostface.
(Blank) "Oh yeah, Ghostface. Yeah, of course."
(Blank)
"How about some Dre? Snoop Dogg!"
We'll work on that for you.
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