4.19.2004
From the "Disturbing Request" File
Last Thursday, at the weekly gig:
Can you play something really groovy man? Something groooooovy.
I don't know what you mean. Can you be a little more precise?
Something groovy! (Smiles. Sort of makes the universal gesture for grooviness, which apparently is a bathtub shimmy.) What do you recommend?
I don't know. What do you want to hear?
Look, let me explain it to you this way. I have a friend. I am here with a friend. And she is drunk.
(Blank)
And she wants to dance!
(Relief) Okay. You're still not giving me enough here.
Hmmm. Okay, here. Imagine this: A Korean girl. She is drunk. (Smiles)
Can you play something really groovy man? Something groooooovy.
I don't know what you mean. Can you be a little more precise?
Something groovy! (Smiles. Sort of makes the universal gesture for grooviness, which apparently is a bathtub shimmy.) What do you recommend?
I don't know. What do you want to hear?
Look, let me explain it to you this way. I have a friend. I am here with a friend. And she is drunk.
(Blank)
And she wants to dance!
(Relief) Okay. You're still not giving me enough here.
Hmmm. Okay, here. Imagine this: A Korean girl. She is drunk. (Smiles)
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